I pulled the most amazing April Fools Joke on The Accountant. I got my friend to call him from a blocked number and pretend to be from campus health. I made her tell him “Someone who has recently tested positive for HIV listed you as one of their recent sexual contacts. It is highly recommended that you get tested right away.” Surprisingly he actually answered the call, even though he never answers when I call him.
He texted me 20 minutes after the call. He asked me if I’d been to the doctor’s recently, and then just started asking me how I was and about my life. I had to turn on the dramatics so then I started acting all sad, and how my life was over, and I never explicitly said I had HIV, but I was heavily hinting at it. He tried being comforting and supportive, trying to tell me he was here for me and blah blah blah. He claimed the girl he’s seeing and dumped me for was with him when he got the call, and he was trying to figure out how to explain things.
I eventually revealed the April Fools. It was fun and I loved it. He surprisingly wasn’t mad, and still talks to me. Though I still haven’t accepted him dumping me and still want to see him one last time before I go.
I tried luring him over last night, but it was a fail. Which completely pissed me off again, thus my anger issues emerged! Ugh he suggested we get food, drinks, see a movie all before I go, but when I want him to see me he refuses. He pisses me off so much. I long to get away from Boston to mainly get away from him, and all the memories of all the other disappointments. I need a fresh start and new boys!
Last night this guy that I thought was really cute was visiting from New Hampshire. I talked to him on Grindr a couple months ago, and he liked my androgyny. He invited me to join his friends and him at a straight club last night. I wasn’t in the mood for clubbing, or to go hang out with a guy and a bunch of straight boys at a straight club. He got bored and left the club, and I was drinking already, bored, and not ready for bed. So I quickly got dressed, and walked to his hotel. It’s only a 10-15 minute walk from where I live so it’s not like it was a hike.
He arrived back at the hotel like 10 minutes after I arrived. We went up to his room. He had to “charge his phone”. Well it was dead when I saw him. He originally suggested we just get a drink at the bar and chat, before his friends got back from the club. But if I’m going to a guy’s hotel, I want dick.
So we started lying on his bed, and gently touching. We started making out, which turned into rolling around on his bed. Which turned into undressing, more making out, and underwear coming off. He had a really nice cock. I’m always surprised whenever I see chubby guys with big dicks, but it was amazing. I’m surprisingly able to deep throw really well lately. Maybe it’s from being sick earlier and my throat is numb, yet I gag uncontrollably whenever I attempt to brush my tongue. Boys are definitely enjoying my eagerness to deep throat. I used to hate it, but as long as I don’t gag it’s kinda fun.
I kinda really wanted to fuck him. After delving into anal again last week, I want more and more! But he didn’t have a condom, and his friends were going to be back soon. Also we just met. After last week’s guy won’t even respond to my messages, I realize it’s not fun doing anal with guys who are just going to disappear, especially when I’m horny all the time. Though last week’s guy went flaccid and couldn’t get hard again, but this guy was hard the entire time I was there. He says he’s always hard, and he was even after I made him cum.
He did get word his friends were on there way back, but I didn’t want to leave without either one of us ejaculating. So I began to blow him as he was standing, and voila! He came all over me.
He was a really nice guy and sweet. He kept saying he comes to town often and would love to see me again. He’s an aerial photographer, which sounds cool. But he operates a robotic camera, so he’s not in a plane photographing stuff. But still a cool career I never met anyone else that does it. He’s 25, went to UCLA, and his mom’s apparently an editor for Vogue. He has a southernish accent. He says he grew up in Maryland and Texas.
He seems like a great prospect, but I’m leaving in less than a month so I don’t care to start a relationship. Though he seems like he’d be great boyfriend material. He’s even a Taurus, and I’m most attracted to Taurus. But since time is running out, I just want no strings attached adventures! This was a fun story. Trekking to a guy’s hotel room at 12:30am just to hookup because I was lonely. At least he didn’t have a micro dick and wasn’t gross.
It would be nice to see guys more than once, and not be ignored afterwards, but I don’t have control over that. I’m going to be gone in less than a month. I need to make sure I pass all my classes, graduate, and get a job and my career started. That’s what’s most important right now. But I do need these fun adventures to help relieve the stress of school, and my bleak unknown future.